You know you have run into this guy at an event.

Car would be worth millions!

 

I kinda like to screw with people, so I do **** like that too. Often insisting that whatever car I'm displaying is a Webley Vickers 50/80. Ron

 

if you don't want people picking on your car stack a bunch of **** in front of it so you can't get it out the door and drive your daily and park outside the gate.

 

Or how many times I’ve heard “I had a 428 Pontiac just like that one except it had tripower. It was an experimental engine that got put in by mistake or his (insert relationship) worked on the line and put it in as a favor”.

Nice try, last Pontiacs with factory tripower was the 1966 model year, 389 in the GTO and 421 in the big cars. My car is a 1967. I gave up saying anything years ago, just let them ramble on.

 

Not exactly the same guy, prolly his brother...
Him: Aren't you going to raise the front end of that car?
Me: Nope, I like the ridiculous rake.
You gotta paint it red and white. Nope.
My Cadillac is going to Kounts Kustoms next month.
That's nice...

 

https://www.southernliving.com/culture/bless-your-heart-response

 

damn it, I should of said "Bless your heart", not "That's nice"...

 

Come prepared!