Worse, breaks your makeup open. Then the parts covered in lipstick and rouge. hahaha! I carry wrenches in my purse! Not on purpose either. Or exhaust donuts............just smacked myself in the face last night. with a set of sockets I misplaced. Pulled my curling iron down from the top shelf and got sockets instead. I LOVE cars! xxx
Ain't that a bitch?! My all time favorite? Climbing out of an empty engine bay after sanding it down, slipping, ending up straddling the radiator support and thinking GOD I"M SO GLAD I"M NOT A MAN! ahhh thanx Pete! xxx
If you take pride in the dirt and grime on your car when you park along side the trailer queen at the local cruise night. You can brag about all of the fun you had drivin your car to the show, while he is unloading or loading his. You don't get bent out of shape when you see a rain cloud while driving your car.
you might be a hamber if...... you test your Magneto by having your friends hold the ends of the wire terminals while you spin it......you might be a hamber you drive a hotrod with a hole where the starter should be, 'cause hell....who needs a starter when you got hambers to bump start you?!?.....then you might be a hamber you know Germ or at least have an idea who Germ is....you might be a hamber you broke your neighbor's front picture window when your Port-O-Wall gave way and flew off your wheel like a ninja throwing star.....you might be a hamber your headlights somehow only work when you apply the brakes in your model a roadster (heyitsnate).... you might be a hamber
WRONG WRONG WRONG........ It should be: You use the internet for the latest updates and pics of other peoples projects and THINK IT IS porn !!!!! Glenn
LMAO!! I can see it now, gleaming in the sun, a white ring gliding gracefully into the window, the shattering glass the soundtrack of destruction.
Rephrase this to: You use the internet for the latest updates and pics of other peoples projects and IT HAS THE SAME EFFECT ON YOU AS PORN!!!!!! Let's get this right. O. K. since this is such a good thread; how come it only rates 3 stars?
If you have a picture of your car in your wallet instead of your wife(and kids)...... If you pinstripe the shop buggy at work..... If you pinstripe the inside of your locker at work.... If you make more parts for your(and friends) hotrods at work than you make parts for your work... If your boss walks up to you standing in front of a lathe(or mill) and says"I'm not gonna ask" or "what car's this for"...... If you ever got paid overtime to make parts for your boss's hot rod.... If you ever asked your wife to start your stick shift truck while it was in reverse and she drove across the street and took out your neighbor's fence.... If you are ever on the HAMB and one of your buddies PM's you and says" Why aren't you at work" and you say.. "I AM!".... If you ever worked on a car for three years and spent countless hours on it and it still looks like the day it got pulled out of a field..... If you ever painted pistons yellow and red and blue and green and put them in a flowerbox like flowers.... If you ever painted your lawntractor and "metalflaked" it by putting a fan in front of it and threw glitter through it...
When you hold a face-to-face conversation with another HAMBer and talk about others using only their HAMB names. And you both get it. If you see a house with an in-ground pool, and your first thought is "giant parts washer." You can tell that the Falcon is running race gas, and then bend down to get a good whiff as long as you've got the chance. (Sound familiar MoePower?) When one of the local custom paint shop guys puts his business card in your window at a car show. Three years in a row. When every response you typed to this thread is true, and not something you just made up to be funny.
When you turn down a painter/mechanic/machinist/trim because you JUST know there is someone on the HAMB that can do it better for ya.
if your arm, pants and truck are covered in flaming gasoline and your buddy says "damn, now THAT'S a fire." if you can't sleep at night because you just thought of something you need to do on your car and instead of writing it down so you don't forget, you just go fire up the welder in your underwear and slippers.
If you read this whole thread and think to yourself that you've done 98 percent of the things mentioned and you thought that the other 2 per cent were Good ideas and that you'd try them out soon.!!!
...if you've got the 2006 Mag-Neto calendar hanging on your wall and its only Sept 2005. ...if you love the smell of your garage. NashRodMan
Let me refrase : You ARE a true HAMBer If you REALY know the difference between a "Traditional style Hot Rod or kustom " , and what ain`t ..
He's from Norway, his English isn't that great......he tried......be a big boy and see the tree thru the forest. xxx Brandy pissing on your fire.
Thanx Brandy Keep pissing .... "He's from Norway, his English isn't that great.. " .... BTW .. Could you send me a pm , telling me where things went wrong ... please.. ) Last thing I want is making enemies on Hamb ... )
OK OK,... you might be a HAMBer if. . . if your having spinal surgury you get pissed off at the anesthesiologist for putting you to sleep cause one of the surgons or nurses (they all look the same behind a mask in an operating room) and you are having a cool conversation about the pros and cons of cutting coils to drop the nose of your car aint this a bitch?
"BAH... dont sweat it klaz... i stirred this same shit storm once... its all good " THANK YOU FiddyFour!! Klaz
You might be a Hamber.... If you've ever used Bondo to seal up a really bad wound. If any time someone says "Can I ask you a question?" you reply "Six quarts and a filter". If you think a can of carb cleaner and a lighter make really good wasp repelant. If you've ever taken a Speedway catalog along to family gatherings. If you tell the parts guy the exact spark plug number you need, instead of him having him look the number up. If you've ever fallen asleep for a few hours under your dashboard while rewiring it, only to wake back up, figure out where you are, shrug it off and finish rewiring. If you've ever taken Wingnutz's word for it.
You might be a Hamber.... if the hamb is down and you automaticly think theres something wrong with your computer or you didnt pay your internet bill.......untill you venture out into the other billion internet sites that exits to see that the hambs just down for a bit.............and then proced directly to the hamb chat lol
I think he was poking fun at the fact that a topic about this comes up aboiut every couple of months at least thats what I got outta it am I wrong?
i've fallen asleep on a creeper laying under a car before. woke up and my head was laying in a puddle of drool.
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