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Young Punks= a Pain in my neck!!!! OT

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Antibilly, Oct 8, 2004.

  1. Kinky6
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    Man, sorry to hear about this ****.

    Reminds me that its been nearly 20 years since I even came close to getting in a fight. I'd gone to a really noisy club to watch a bar band with two other guys; one really big, and the other kinda small. The big guy got lost playing pinball or something about the time that my smaller buddy got in a squabble with some other guys who were trying to crowd the stage.

    One of these guys starts shoving my buddy, and I step in and let the guy know he's taking on somebody his own size. He quits shoving, but wants to play "blink" or "eyeball chicken". This goes on while he pulls out a cigarette, pops it in his mouth, and whips out his lighter, never once breaking eye contact. I start grinning at him as he proceeds to light up and take a deep lung-full of FILTER! This ***hole had lit his cig backwards! [​IMG]

    I'm laughing out loud at him at this point, his buddies are cracking up, and he's rushing for the door. And my friend missed all this, cuz he was watching the band, instead of the showdown. [​IMG]

    Thanks, I just had to share. *****6 [​IMG]
     
  2. MonsterMaker
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    ****ing stupid little ***holes....this kinda **** is why I am a garage hermit...

    I'll just stay in my garage, build stuff and drink.

    Glad your alright man...would hate to see you do time for some stupid punk kids with at***ude problems.

    I do find it interesting tho that theyre real brave with 4 or 5 of their buddys and one of you.

    lame.

    just my $.02
     
  3. manyolcars
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    and all this time, I thought Draglinks IS one of the 'young punks'! [​IMG]
     
  4. klazurfer
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    Young kids ... Drunks .. And " you pulled your Knife"????
    You gotta be kidding !! Over here in Scandinavia , Anyone pulling a Knife during a "Bar-fight" is a Looser !!! [​IMG]
     
  5. Coupe-De-CAB
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    [ QUOTE ]

    I do find it interesting tho that theyre real brave with 4 or 5 of their buddys and one of you.

    lame.

    just my $.02

    [/ QUOTE ]


    It's called ...strength in numbers!
    CAB
     
  6. Antibilly
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    32 old punk!!! used to be a young punk for sure...but things were differant back then [​IMG]
     
  7. MonsterMaker
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    seems pretty chickn**** to me....

     
  8. Antibilly
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    How many "young punks" does it take to screw in a light bulb.......

    4
    1 to screw it in and 3 to back him up [​IMG]
     
  9. Kilroy
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    Klaz that's what I thought too at first but in all the pictures I've seen of him Draglinks is about 140 lbs (sorry for all you Euros I have no idea how many "Stones" that is [​IMG]) soaking wet. There's no way there needed to be 3 or 4 of those guys [​IMG] [​IMG].

    And also, over here if you get in a fight, you're lucky if all that gets pulled out is a knife. [​IMG]
     
  10. Coupe-De-CAB
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    [ QUOTE ]
    seems pretty chickn**** to me....



    [/ QUOTE ]

    Bauc... Bauc... Bauc... Bauc... [​IMG]

    CAB
     
  11. All right, all right. You did pretty good. You're damn lucky it didn't go farther than it did and you didn't wind up in jail. Hell man, fighting is not what it used to be and I'm only 32. You do time now for **** like that. Yeah, they were looking for trouble AFTER you entered their sphere. Guess what, they know what kind of car you drive. Swallowing your pride and being a sheep is hard to do, but it keeps you out of the clink, the hospital, and the morgue. And, it minimizes your enemies. I used to fight alot. I've been jumped by a fraternity before on MY BIRTHDAY for being with hot chicks in a bar. I'm pretty sure I can hold my own with most dudes within 20-30 lbs of my weight. But I usually ***** out now and talk my way out of it. I'm definitely not tougher than the guys in jail that want to make me their *****. Something to think about. What's up Mr. Bones Brigade Caballero! Nice to see you on the HAMB!
     
  12. Antibilly
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    32 165 and growing ....Im gonna be big one day [​IMG]
     
  13. daign
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    [ QUOTE ]
    so I pulled my Knife and backed them off..

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    Apparently you forgot what its like to be a young drunk punk. Perhaps you need to go drinking more often [​IMG]
     
  14. Coupe-De-CAB
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    [ QUOTE ]
    32 165 and growing ....Im gonna be big one day [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]


    have you seen the movie "super-size me"?

    Good way to get larger in one month and also almost kill yourself at the same time:(
    CAB
     
  15. oldspeed
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    All kidding aside it's a situation where you lose either way. If you do kick the **** out of the ***holes which should happen you will do time for what's right. If you walk away you will feel like **** for letting ***holes ruin your life. The punks know they have you out numbered and they don't care, the biggest problem with aging is you start to realize what you have to lose. You at this point got to consider it a draw, your ok and no one got seriously hurt. But, I have to agree it's a bunch of **** when ***holes like that can take away freedom to do what you want.
     
  16. Antibilly
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    Ive got em beat...........I drove away in MY hot rod while they sat there thinking there cool looking into a still empty gl***!!

    by the way I know Im kool!!! I tell myself so every day!!
     
  17. oldspeed
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  18. daign
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    Any SMART young drunk punk would have let you pay for the beer and then tried to kick your *** [​IMG]

     
  19. Antibilly
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    [​IMG]
    [ QUOTE ]
    Any SMART young drunk punk would have let you pay for the beer and then tried to kick your ***


    [/ QUOTE ]

    hahahahhaahah I think thats what makes the "young punks" they dont think!!
     
  20. hatch
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    Actually...A gay bar would be a better place to go....maybe they could help you with some "cover-up" makeup for your neck. [​IMG]....but in reality, hittin a bar by yourself isn't the best idea....people there like to drink and fight....and that is "Traditional" [​IMG]
     
  21. luketrash
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    165 ain't that small.. I'm 135 and 27 years old..

    I've had problems all my life where people just **** with me because I'm skinny and small.. An easy target I guess. It doesn't help that I look goofy and typically am dressed different than everyone in the crowd, but.. I tend to just avoid confrontation.. if someone pushes me down, I just get up and keep walking. And then on the way home I talk about the 100 ways i SHOULD have kicked their *** [​IMG]

    I do have a tire iron in my pickup though, just in case.. When you're my size it's not so ***** to even up the odds, especially when you have never started a fight in your life.

    Then again, after a lot of runins with people like this, I've never actually gotten beat up.. I've either talked my way out of it, or was lucky enough to have a big buddy show up and quiet them down.

    And like Draglink said: I'd love to own a hand gun, but I'd end up in jail THAT NIGHT. I have THE worst temper, and no muscle to back it up. If I had a gun, there'd be a trail of dead people behind me. The lack of muscle is the balance I need to stay out of prison (and thus not wind up as a bunch of dudes' *** toy)...
     
  22. Antibilly
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  23. caffeine
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    I dunno Cab, i've seen those Mike Vallely fight clips....your hooligan skaters are all the same goshdarnit!!!! damn whippersnappers!
     
  24. Antibilly
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    Cab's the peace maker! Seems Im always the peace breaker!!

     
  25. Joe Riot
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Cab's the peace maker! Seems Im always the peace breaker!!



    [/ QUOTE ]

    LOL! Mike remember that one summer night in Brooklyn??? It was like cattle wrestling without the ropes!
     
  26. Antibilly
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    Oh well that guy was trying to run me over with a motorcycle.....I had to rope him with a clothes line arm off the bike....
    Now the kick I coulda held back...but hey its like the rodeo/wrastling you gotta have a finishing move [​IMG]
     
  27. Coupe-De-CAB
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I dunno Cab, i've seen those Mike Vallely fight clips....your hooligan skaters are all the same goshdarnit!!!! damn whippersnappers!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Mike V is one of a kind and he has the biggest issue when it comes to his pride, i don't agree with it at all at times when he thinks he's a tough guy... the guy has a family to think of first before his EGO get's in the way:(

    we can take "pain" by falling on the Hard cement when a we skateboard all the time, that's where we show how "tough" we really are:)

    CAB
     
  28. flatshoebox
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I dunno Cab, i've seen those Mike Vallely fight clips....

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Mike Vallely fight clips!!! Where?? Kick down a link! [​IMG]
     
  29. Nads
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    The Filling station....hmmm, it all makes sense now.

    My fighting days are well and truly over, I'm too old, too outta shape and it's kinda lost it's thrill. But in my youth, I used to live for fighting. Things were different in Blighty, chances are your foe wasn't packing heat.
    Over here you never know, it's too dangerous.
    Still I'm kinda secretly happy you stood up those ****ers, but I'd be bummed if you got time behind bars, or got seriously hurt.

    BTW, if anyone thinks Parliament House customers aren't capable of defending themselves, you're wrong.

    ***s can kick ***, don't ask me how I know this.
     
  30. daign
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Mike Vallely fight clips!!! Where?? Kick down a link! [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Link
     

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