Young Punks= a Pain in my neck!!!! OT

Ive seen that vid several times....what I love is the guy laughing....then for some reason he's not laughing anymore after the attack from above

 

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the guy laughing....then for some reason he's not laughing anymore after the attack from above

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No ****. I wish the camera caught more of him getin pummeled in front of the jeep!!


I love Mike Valley!

 

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and when I say punks we arnt talking about your HOT TOPIC punks! Im talking about fresh out school baggy pants and a polo shirt kinda kids...WORD YO!!

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Them ****ers,yeah they get ****faced after a couple of Odouls i rmember the days when those type of ***holes would get beaten within an inch of thier lives for being 100 feet from ANY bar

 

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Young kids ... Drunks .. And " you pulled your Knife"????
You gotta be kidding !! Over here in Scandinavia , Anyone pulling a Knife during a "Bar-fight" is a Looser !!!

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What you guys break out some mighty war hammer ala Thor?? just kidding

 

Man I avoided even reading this post because I thought it would be a flame war on Hondas or something like that.

You fellas ought to live in Iowa, bar fighting is a p***age of life. It's a necessary evil in a land of not-much-else-to-do-anyway. The biggest problem though is picking the right guy to fight....around here there are so many farmer-types and other hard-workers that you can't ***ume the small guy is a *****. He might have a job throwing watermelons onto a truck. Talk about ****ing strong!!!! You DON'T want to get hit by a guy like that. Living here though at least you know you aren't going to get shot or stabbed. That is saved for the college towns.

I personally threw bails of hay and straw (yes - there is a difference) from a trailer on the ground UP INTO a barn window 5 feet above my head - every day. And I rode dirtbike on the weekends to "keep in shape". To look at me you'd ***ume 5'11" 160lbs - NO PROBLEM, I can take HIM......he he...

My stories aren't **** compared to the ones involving my brother though. He's a real ****ing character at a bar. He has the best one liners and ****......Like being with a 20-something John Wayne at a bar.

Like one time he was talking to a woman that he had given a one nighter to in weeks before-hand. She was (rightfully) upset at being taken advantage of, and so bro starts telling her that he could let her take another turn or something like this. That's when a guy hears him being a smart-*** and tells him he better treat her like a lady. Bro isn't a big guy by no means, in fact he's smaller than I, but he has a reputation as being a barracuda in a fight.

Bro nicely takes the guys hat off of his head and drops it on the floor. When the guy made a motion to bend over and get the hat bro tells him "Stop right there muther-****er! If you so much as look at that hat I will break your ****in' head open. You turn around and sit down on this seat right here and drink your beer. You can HAVE your hat when I TELL you that you can have it. You do anything else and I am gonna **** up your pretty face....." Lights a cigar and stands loosely at the side of the bar.....

The guy sits down drinks a beer and is dead quiet. About ten minutes later bro tells him to pick up his hat and go home - he does it.

True story, I would never have believed it if I hadn't seen it go down myself. I mean if he had told me the story after the fact I would have told him he was blowing smoke up my ***, but I was right ****ing there.....And the guy was a good 30lbs heavier than him and an inch taller. I was like WTF - why would you just obey this little ****er?

Bro is actually quoted in conversations because of his lyric. His most famous line is: "just 'cause your big don't mean your bad..."

I think I could tell the story that line comes from in another post after you've read this story.....

I never was the kind to start a fight. I hate guys like that (even though my brother IS one of those guys). In fact ALL of my fights are from the defensive side of the game.

 

That MikeV clip was cl***ic
new series-ANGRY SKATER FIGHTS!
Who was the guy in the cowboy hat though?

 

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I've seen of him Draglinks is about 140 lbs (sorry for all you Euros I have no idea how many "Stones" that is

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10 Stone

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32 165 and growing ....Im gonna be big one day

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11 Stone 9 Pounds

1 Stone = 14 Pounds - how's that for a whacked out weight? And they ridicule us for not being on the metric system? WTF,O?

 

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seems pretty chickn**** to me....



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Bauc... Bauc... Bauc... Bauc...

CAB

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Damn, I always wondered how you were meant to spell that 'chicken' noise....
Good work, fella

 

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Do what I do.....walk with a cane.
"If you win, you beat up a handicapped old fart. If I win, You got beat up by a handicapped old fart. Wanna keep going".

Works like a charm.
If they continue, I beat 'em with my cane.

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That is awsome.. My dad tells me that when we fight. But he's a little guy at 6'1" 350lbs, former heavy equipment mech, and myself only 6'2" 285lbs. But I have been in my share of fights, been stabbed 13 times and shot a couple, and its never fun. Been put in jail for fighting and when I joined the Marine Corps I beat the hell out of one of my senoir NCO's and got put in the brig for a while. That whole walking away thing yeah it works if everyone fights fair, but heres the thing in a fight there is no such thing as fair. I have always had my rule to never kick a guy while hes down, now if hes trying to get back up that sa different story.

Just my .02

Jonney

 

Agreed. I don't worry about taking a beating. Hell, I've had my nose broken 3 times and the right side of my upper lip don't match the left!! LOL. But these days, I worry more about the cops and court and all that ****!! I got 3 little girls to worry about. It's a real ***** when you KNOW you could wipe the ground with them but being in Canada they have practiacally outlawed a little fight to the point you might as well have gunned someone down. Don't matter if they started it here. That's why they do it.

 

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Ive got em beat...........I drove away in MY hot rod while they sat there thinking there cool looking into a still empty gl***!!

by the way I know Im kool!!! I tell myself so every day!!

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good point!!!!

 

I once had a discussion with my nephew (Young drunk punk!!-whining about how him and his buddies went to some bar and started a brawl and his friend got the **** pounded outa him by the bouncer-my answer?-never start something ya can't finish!!). So he's on about "fair" fights. I told him there's fair fights and lost fights, PERIOD!!
If someone starts it with me, THEY started it, not me. I don't go lookin for ****. Plus I'm too old. (41 and a Dad). I told him if I can't win, I'd just yell "I give up" and when the Idiot lets me up and walks away I'd hit him in the back of the head with a brick or 2 x 4 or whatever. HE started it!! PERIOD!!!
My nephew's like "that's fighting dirty". I'm like "SO?, is it fair for a 6' 5" kickboxer to pound on a little guy (I'm 5' 8" and 160) over TERRITORY!!!
Oh well. I don't live there anymore. Just glad I lived.
As for the gun thing. here in Canada it's illegal to defend yopurself in ANY way!!! My wife recently said she's glad I can't carry a gun as I'd shoot EVERYONE!! Starting with the yahoos who share the road up here. HAHAHAA!!!

 

Well well well seems I was in the right after all.......during a fight things can blurr I guess. My uncle went to the bar( he hangs there on Fridays) and the manager asked if he heard what happened? He said yea Mike told me and he says he's sorry for fighting at the bar...She said Nooooooooo dont be!! We reviewed the tapes and he was in the right no doubt!!!
Seems the kid that got to close threw a ****er punch I dont even remember, but thats what triggered me!!
Man Id love to see that Vid.....

 

Like I said in my first post - good job man.
Not too many people have the balls these days to stand and fight as evidenced by the posts saying "you should've walk away".

Is the vid going public? I wanna see it! LOL!

One fight that just came to mind after reading the response by the manager was how I smashed some ahole in the nose at a bar that I frequented after he called me a thief and a liar to my face in front of the whole happy hour crowd. He made a move towards me and I "nailed him good'.
I can't tell you how many free drinks I got from the bartenders and patrons at that place for a couple weeks following the "incident".

That ****er never bothered me again. And I'm no thief or liar.