Your heart's a dead tomato wither splotched with moldy purple spots..

Okay, I know this is off topic, but what's your favorite Christmas song? If I had to pick an old one, it's probably gonna be "Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas" as sung by Judy Garland. A new Christmas song would have to be "When my Heart finds Christmas" sung by Harry Connick Jr.....

 

Please come home for Christmas - Charles Brown

Santa Claus is back in town - Elvis

 

"What Child Is This"... by ???

and "Pretty Paper" by Willie Nelson...







JOE

 

C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S

by The Yobs

Anything from "Christmas Time With The Vandals"

 

Blue Christmas-Elvis.

 

Blue Christmas, the Porky pig version

 

SNL,jimmy fallon song about snow ball fights?..cant remember the title but its a kool tune...

 

Christmas with the Family -- Robert Earl Keene

 

Xmas, damn is it that time already!

 

I guess also "It's Christmas time pretty Baby" by Elvis....I especially like the part about...."Got no sleigh with reindeer, no sack on my back...you're gonna see me comin, in a big black Cadillac..."

 

Whatever Elvin and the Chipmunks Christmas songs there are.

 

For a minute I thought this post was about my mother-in-law.....


"MONSTER'S HOLIDAY"
Bobby 'Boris' Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers,1962

 

The 12 days of Christmas as re-versed and sung by the late, great, Alan Sherman.

 

Kid, thats the one I posted - The title is "Santa Claus is back in Town" - great minds runnin' together I guess

 

"Your a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"-Boris Karloff-technically not a Christmas song, but it's the only time you hear it
"We Three Kings"-Beach Boys-say what you want about surf music, but damn those guys can harmonize and it brings chills on that song

 

"Rusty Chevrolet" by Da Yoopers, sung to the tune of Jingle Bells

BB

 

I have both of Brian Setzers Christmas albums and they are really good.

 

The twelve days of Christmas parody by the late, great Lalo Guererro. Featuring guest vocals by Cheech & Chong.

 

Mistress for Christmas - AC/DCBill

 

"Please Christmas don't be late"- Alvin and the Chipmunks... ...i still want a hooola hooop!

 

"Santa Baby"....Eartha Kitt

 

The Chimney Song by Bob Rivers...

"There's something stuck up in the chimney, and I don't know what it is......."


Priceless....


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Mutt

 

I like "Christmas shoes" I dont know who sings it though..

Jonney

 

I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas.

T.OUT

 

Not exactly a song but I like "Santa Claus and His Old Lady" by Cheech and Chong.

 

there are so many, but here are two of em...

Santa I Want a Goat for Christmas

All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

hahah......

 

The Screaming Santas doing,"Alcoholidaze"or anything else on their album.David Bowie and Bing Crosby doing,"White Christmas".Bruce Springsteen doing,"Santa Claus is Coming to Town". Bob Seger doing,"The Little Drummer Boy" and an obscure New England group doing,"Silent Night" with a 12-string guitar and pennywhistle.OOPS! Almost forgot the best one of all:"The 7 o'clock news/Silent Night" by Simon and Garfunkel.Came out 30 years ago and it still gives me chills when I hear it.

 

how can I forget about:

Merry Texas Christmas, You All!

"we have no jingle bells or sleigh
to display on christmas day
theres not much snow down Texas way
but we sure mean it when we say...
merry texas christmas you all"

"if wishes only could come true
we wish that we could send to you
a gushing oil well or two..."

 

Kind of corny, but:

"All I want for Christmas, is you" Mariah Carrey... I just like it...

 

"Fuck Christmas" by FEAR
"Don't believe in Christmas" by the Sonics