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Motion Pictures Zorba's Ghost-The Loch Ness Monster of FED's

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by monsterflake, Aug 1, 2009.

  1. monsterflake
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    why "the loch ness monster of fed's"? because you never really get a good shot of it. it's always out of focus, out of frame or the camera's too late to catch the action. case in point, zorba in "action" at gateway raceway, by abraham zapruder jr...

     
  2. Glen
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    that is some funny ****.
     
  3. KING CHASSIS
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    HA,HA. I GUESS "ZORBAS GHOST'' HAS ANOTHER NICK NAME NOW. Most of the time we just call it "THE GHOST" Now we can call it "NESSY".

    MONSTERFLAKE, You one crazy mofo.
     
  4. OK guys...when are you going to post the good film of the digger rather than gr***?
     
  5. monsterflake
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    as soon as somebody gets a good video! apparently, the sheer awesomeness of zorba's ghost is so shocking, you forget there's a video camera in your hand...
     
  6. monsterflake
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    i have lots of footage of the ground, sky and gr***. between the suicide king and the ghost, i bet the ratio of *distraction* to *action* is about 10 to 1...
     
  7. Nick32vic
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    i could bring my video camera (with new mic!) to the drags but Ill only get to see like 3 races. :eek:(
     
  8. flamedabone
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    I'm pretty sure I saw Bigfoot in that tall gr***....


    Zorba's new bodywork is way beyond *****n'.

    -Abone.
     
  9. bobblehead
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    I will take over from there if you want me to Nick...:cool:
     
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    Compensation commensurate with experience, not to exceed a couple beers and possibly the occasional wiener.
    Submit resume with sample footage to:
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    Last edited: Aug 2, 2009
  11. Kerry
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    Sounds like Jim Marlett.
     
  12. i'm dizzy after watching all the gr***
     
  13. monsterflake
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    the weiners are more than occasional around here...
     
  14. bobblehead
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    ...its a way of life.
     

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